Sugarscape questions

[akka69]

[elyndys]

I had to pause the vid and laugh for like 5 mins at John thinking elephants live for "thousands and thousands" of years. XD

Loved this whole vid really, especially if, like the article says, they made up half the questions themselves to promote what they're doing! I love stuff like this, no interviewers interjecting, just pure Jeds!

[DustyMeelo]

LOL!! I proper laughed out loud at Edward, re the chat up lines: "I don't need to chat you up cos you're already the Eiffel Tower." What?? Ha ha!

And the camera person giggling in the background!!

[DustyMeelo]

This is such a lovely video! Aww, they're both so funny in it

[jeddi]

Classic John & Edward

[fiendish]

Transcript! I was bored. And I lol'd so hard at John's imaginary dialogue with the shark.


J: Hey guys, we’re Jedward and we’re here with Sugarscape, and we’re gonna ask – answer all these –

E: These totally random questions from this cup. Are you excited?

J: Let’s – okay let’s just start –

E: Let’s do this, John! Then we can have a big massive, like, pillow fight.

J: Let – let me pick one, let me pick one –

E: I’m picking one, okay –

J: I’ll pick the first one.

E: You pick the first one.

J: Okay. I’m putting my hand in the random cup, I’m going to pick out a message which is totally random. Let’s read the first question –

E: Just like Rowntree’s Randoms.

J: The very very first question. Okay. Here we go.

E: Do you want to ask me?

J: [reading] Is it true that you are now friends with Wayne Rooney? Is there a chance that you – the three of you will be forming Jedwooney?

E: Oh my god, that’s actually so cool –

J: So cool!

E: Jedwooney.

J: Well –

E: Well first of all, guys, okay, Wayne Rooney is pretty cool, me and John met him okay –

J: We’re friends with Wayne Rooney.

E: We’re like true best friends right now, we’re like total like just like doing loads of really cool stuff, it’s like – it’s like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton.

J: We guys exchanged numbers, okay. [?]

E: Wait wait wait, John, okay, next question.

J: No, hold on – is there a chance the three of you will be forming Jedwooney? Yes we will.

E: First of all, Jedwooney sounds like –

J: When we go – when we go to the soccer match, we can become Jedwooney.

E: Next question. [reads] Would you – who would you rather be stuck in a lift with: Cheryl Cole or Dannii Minogue? [stops reading] Well, first of all, John, Dannii Minogue has a baby, so the lift would get kind of noisy, and she might have to change the baby’s diapers, so that would result in smells. But what about Cheryl Cole? Cheryl Cole could be there, like – what else could Cheryl Cole be doing?

J: She could fight for our right to part–– for her love.

E: Yeah, she could be all like just jamming in the lift, like [dances] fight, fight, fight, fight –

J: Who do you think – we’re gonna pick Cheryl.

E: We’re gonna pick Cheryl Cole, and we can all like – eat Rowntree’s Randoms. If we want to.

J: Okay. Next question.

E: I’m actually serious guys okay, I’m really feeling the mug –

J: Sugarscape, here we go, the third question. [reads] If you had the gift of being able to communicate with one animal, which would it be? [stops reading] Em – you know when you have those dogs, you know your dog, it’s in your – it’s in your house, and it’s always staring at you – I think we’d pick our dog. Imagine being able to talk to our dog.

E: I think I’d pick, em –

J: And there’s so many dogs, you could talk to them – or imagine you could talk to sharks, and you’re like, “Why are you eating everybody?” and they’d be like, “You know, I just thought it was fun,” and you’d be like, “Well, it’s not fun. Stop eating people.”

E: I think I’d be able to be in contact with giraffes, because giraffes have like a longer neck and like, I’d like to have a longer neck –

J: Or – I’d like to talk to elephants, and ask them – like, what happened thousands and thousands of years ago because elephants live for – long lives. Or even a monkey, because we were thinking of getting a pet monkey to talk to.

E: Or a piranha fish, because they’re able to eat really really fast and there’s a lot of food here today which needs to be eaten really fast.

J: Okay, Sugarscape –

E: I’m asking the next question.

J: Fourth question has been answered.

E: Okay, John. [inaudible] Oh my god, another question. Ready? Here we go. What’s your best chat-up line, John?

J: Our best chat-up line? Em… Are you a book? Because I’m checking you out.

E: Em – what’s my, what’s my one – em – em – uh…

J: We don’t really have chat-up lines. I heard that one. We don’t have chat-up lines, Sugarscape. No chat-up lines.

E: No chat-up lines from me and John okay, except random things.

J: Hey girl, I don’t have any chat-up lines – so what does that mean?

E: Wait. I don’t need to chat you up, cause you’re already an Eiffel Tower. I don’t know, okay.

J: Okay. Next question, Sugarscape, here we go. [reads] Okay, think of a number between one to a hundred, and try to psychic message it to your brother. You ready – ready? Ready? Okay. You try and send it to me.

E: Psychic…

J: Here, tell them what it is first okay, tell them – make a sign to them, Sugarscape, okay, and I won’t look.

E: You obviously won’t get it.

J: Okay, go.

[Edward holds up four fingers]

E: John, go for it. [does an unflattering impersonation of John] Heh, twenty…

[John turns around in time to see that Edward is holding up four fingers to the camera, which Edward swiftly drops]

J: Try and psycho-message it to me.

[John mimes receiving a “psycho-message”]

E: John okay, you’re clearly not going to get it.

J: I’m feeling something Edward.

E: Right.

J: Is it four?

E: No. No it’s not, John. It’s not four!

J: Okay.

E: Clearly cheated.

J: Six.

E: Whatever, John, okay. Next question. [reads] What is your next project and are you excited about it? [stops reading] Oh my god John, our next project is like Rowntree’s Randoms, it’s so cool because it’s so random, there’s like – so much different sweets, and they’ve got like so much different like things, it’s got like acorns, it’s got everything. They do like events in everywhere, they got like this big massive like washing machine, so you can like wash yourself in it, like a human washing machine in Brighton, and they got – like in Manchester, they have like all these dance steps like Michael Jackson Billie Jean video in Manchester – and then what else, in Birmingham, John, there was – we’ll have like, hippos –

J: Okay.

E: Oh my god, it’ll be like a – it’ll be like, do you go on hippos as well? [?]

J: I’m asking another question. Okay. Em –

E: Oh! And there’s a hot air balloon called foamy gnome, and it’s actually foamy gnome, and there’s fifty of them, and if you find them you win fun cool exciting stuff –

J: No, okay, it’s all about roaming about the place okay, next question, okay. [reading] Can you guys tell us about your upcoming English tour in November? [stops reading] We’re very very excited about it okay because it’s gonna be so cool because all our fans are going to get to see us live, we’ve had two sold out-tours in Ireland, right now we’re on our sold-out – second sold-out tour, we’ve sold thousands of tickets, we’re very excited about coming to the UK.

E: Next question. [reads] If Hello Kitty could talk, what would she say to you and John?

J: Em – she would say, “Hello, Jedward.”

E: Oh my god.

J: Next question. Okay. [reads] Is there something, Edward, that the public don’t know about you?

E: What I think some of the public don’t know about me is that I’m secretly… who am I? I don’t know – I’m not your twin. We’re actually just like, John in every single interview doubles up like me, it’s like Lindsay Lohan in Parent Trap.

J: Say something, Edward.

E: Some – something.

J: You’re meant to say something.

E: Something.

J: You’re meant to say something.

E: Okay, I’m gonna say something okay, I really really like this pillow, it’s really round.

J: Next question. [reads] Can you tell us about your brand new album Planet Jedward?

E: You tell them about it.

[This for some reason incites much laughter]

E: Next question!

J: Well, okay, we’ve got a brand new ITV2 programme coming out the twenty-fourth of August, it’s called Jedward: Let Loose –

E: Next question, John, okay. [reads] Would you a) like to wash your dog or b) wash your cat?

J: Em…

E: Think of the consequences, John.

J: I think –

E: A dog can really only run away, the cat will claw you.

J: I don’t know, but cats normally clean themselves, so I’d clean the dog.

E: Okay. I think we’d clean a dog okay because our dogs are kind of dirty right now and they need some cleaning.

J: Next question. Okay. Next question. [reads] Can you explain the difference between you guys, which is which?

[This also seems amusing to them]

J: I’m John, he’s Edward, we’re eighteen –

E: And we’re twins.

J: And our names combine to form Jedward. And we’re on Sugarscape.

E: Next question. Oh my god, it’s an invisible question!

[John picks a question from the cup and gives it to Edward]

J: Who’ll answer it?

E: I will okay. [reads] If you could be any female celebrity, what would you be?

J: Em – I would be – the Queen.

E: Really?

J: Yeah.

E: Oh my god, you could get like all the cool bling.

J: I know.

Camera person: Is she really a celebrity?

E: Yes. I don’t know, she’s not really a – the Queen’s not really a celebrity, she’s like, royalty. We’d like to meet the Queen okay, if you’re like a really really big fan of Sugarscape, contact us. Okay guys, that’s all our random questions.

J: Okay guys, I’m John.

E: I’m Edward, and this is –

J: And together we are?

E: Jedward! And this has been Rowntree’s Randoms on Sugarscape.